MANDATORY SHITEATER "I"

FORMER BROWN UNIVERSITY JOURNALIST and JOURNALIST later employed by BIOTECH COMPANY SANOFI GENZYME in PUBLIC RELATIONS went to the NINTH FLOOR NORTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY WEST ROXBURY MASSACHUSETTS parking ramp pushed ALISON her baby daughter 2 years young and ANDREW 4 years young and ERIN "ENLOCK" PASCAL.512 see R.U.L.E.S. use sparingly ALAN ISRAEL WALDMAN.512 , well as "I" was saying jumped to her DEATH nit ALAN he did not listen to SRPTEMBER 29, 2017 IMAGINE DRAGONS order at concert and this was CHRISTMAS EVE DECEMBER 2019 and after NEW YORK CITY wad decimated by COVID CORONA.365. as the rest is NOT HISTORY. NOW WHY WOULD A FIRST COUSIN GAYE of sonw high level MILITARY COVER THAT UP.

It is basically how "I" FELL IN LOVE WITH BEING GAYE.

The attempt to cover up a SANOFI GENZYME of LABOR ABUSE by SANOFI GENZYME , SHELTERS, HOSPITALS , POLICE , POLITICIANS, AND CHURCHES of a supposed MURDER SUICIDE as could thst be LUBRICANT LUCRATIVE spread order by PR SANOFI GENZYME ERIN of COVID CORONA IN NEW YORK CITY for them all you KATS.

Here is the thing one call to my FIRST COUSIN does it all as you know what the I. stands for in your name ALAN I WALDMAN as ALAN it is in quotation MARKS.FRANE-IMPACT as it is ALAN "I" WALDMAN as really emphasize the MANDATORY SHITEATER "I" is a PEDOPHILE SHITEATING FAGGOT J00 in that order.

Look GAYE my first cousin now GAYE POWERS ar 79 as the leading ASSHOLE is ahead of this ASSH0LE who had FIRST COUSIN BOB ISRAEL teach MANDATORY SHITEATER "I" SEVENTH GRADE CIVICS CLASS and said yes ALAN I WALDMAN your "I" is the HEBREW AT BETH EL synagogue name RABBI FEIBURGER gave you as "I" really enjoyed COUSIN BOB'S innovative teach8ng of CIVICS POLITICAL GOVERNMENT at BENJAMIN FRANKLIN JUNIOR HIGH in LEVITTOWN PA, 18057.

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE January 2, 2023

Off-shifter

A drink at the establishment you just finished working a shift in.

"Hey Tony! What'll it be for your off-shifter? I want to ring it in before we're closed!"

"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"

by Slick_Slack January 6, 2023

Non-shifter

A person who doesn't practice reality shifting, which is the act of moving your consciousness from one reality to another.

person 1: "Hey, have you heard of reality shifting? You should totally try it!"
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."

by the girl who shifts January 25, 2023

3rd shifter

Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.

Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Solo shatter

When a Reinhardt uses his ability (earth shatter) to kill one person

I’m gonna solo shatter this mercy

by vzairu July 20, 2023

Stick shifters

When two ladies sleep with the same guy.

Emma and Susan both slept with A.J. last week. I guess they are stick shifters now.

by Dually420 April 12, 2024

Pole shifter

Slutty women dressed in slutty, lewd attire in public places that draws plenty of unhealthy, lustful attention. These are types of women you instantly shoot your shot with by using plenty of sexual innuendos because you just dgaf at that point.

Person 1 - U see that slutty ass bitch in the bread aisle with the fat ass in her skirt and big titties poppin her cleavage in that tight ass top with her thong sandals??

Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about

by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024