Shit Stir

Meaning to cause trouble, disagreeing with someone, causing an argument.

Someone who likes to cause trouble, stir up arguments.

These problems would have been easily solved, but Sarah goes and shit stirs and makes a mountain out of a mole hill.

by The English Person October 6, 2008

shit shiver

The shiver you get after dropping a deuce of substantial girth that tests the laws of physics. Like cold shiver but much more satisfying. In fact, very similar to a piss shiver, enjoyed after satisfying a tremendous need to drain your lizard.

Man, I hate dropping a deuce so enormous that it feels like giving birth & leads to rectal spasms. Hey, but at least I got to enjoy the inevitable shit shiver.

by Lovell from UT September 2, 2010

shit load

Many, as in, more than a few in quantity.

Here's how you count in the ghetto:

One, two, three, and a shit load.

by word up March 19, 2003

shit kit

a shit kit is where you and ya mates can’t be fucked getting dressed up nicely you put together the weirdest combination of clothes and take the piss out of it!

oi let’s go put out shit kits on

by henners mate 🤟🏽 June 18, 2018

Shit Surf

Surfing the internet on your smartphone while taking a shit at work.

Bro1- Hey bro what do you do at work?
Bro2- Dude, I shit surf all day.
Bro1- That’s cool as fuck I need a job like that.
Bro2- Yeah man, I roll into the handicap stall at least 6-7 times a day to shit surf. Sometimes I don’t even shit, pure bordem sends me to the boss free sanctuary.

by AA-Team May 6, 2009

shit cricker

A person of low to no income, usually lives in section 8 or HUD approved government housing. It is not uncommon for such people to have more children than they do teeth, because they spawn like rabbits in order to get welfare and spend it on Meth.

Rumored to have originated from Kirksville MO.

*Sees a family of 10 in ill-fitting clothes , all 8 kids are screaming, running around like animals and the parents look like they're in desperate need of a dental appointment"

Me: Oh hey look, shit crickers!

by BelzebubOnTheLam June 13, 2016

shit cake

A dried layer of feces remaining on one's ass.

You nasty little shit cake!

by Nate January 18, 2004