A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 02, 2010
The act of filling the water tank on a toilet with Barbasol shaving cream then pooping on top of it.
by Gmsisd January 17, 2017
meaning that a woman shakes salt on the partners penis giving a scratching feeling during intercourse
by R-LACK January 09, 2010
Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b
by BasicByotchIvy August 02, 2020
by HillshireFarms November 24, 2018
Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
by Jamesjamesonjames69 May 05, 2018