Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko April 6, 2011

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Russian Raging Bull

When you pour vodka inside of a bitch fuck her and as she is screaming you say нет and throw her at the wall

Josh: I totally gave Rebecca a Russian Raging Bull last night
Liam: goddamn what a savage!

by HolyFuckMe November 22, 2020

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Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 4, 2023

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Russian quesadilla

When a man punches your fart box and you poop an a tortilla and you cook it

I just had the best Russian quesadilla

by Sarms user March 22, 2022

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Having a couple (Heterosexual) preform The Russian Wistle, requires the male to stick his dick inside of the girls mouth without having the testicles in her mouth. Then the girl has to tickle the guys balls until he farts. Then the female blows on his dick as hard ass possible.

Guy 1: Bro if you want to rock her world give her the Russian Wistle
Guy 2: Idk man i don’t think we that close.

Guy 1: it’s the first step in finding out if she’s into that freaky stuff or not.

by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! January 28, 2024

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