run a virus scan

The act of jerking off to internet porn.

What's he doing in there with the door closed? I think he's running a virus scan.

I always run a virus scan before I leave the office.

by student of the scroll September 16, 2009

run tell dat

Go ahead and tattle. Used, esp by children, to taunt or challenge someone known to be a tattle-tell to really go and tell the whole story. Often preceded by the word "go"

Child: "Ooooh, I saw you kissin Shaniqua behind the bungaloos!"
Teenager: "And I teabagged her too. Go run tell dat!"

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Wimp: "Ugh! I know it was you who threw that snot rag at me! I'm going to tell Mr. Franklin."
Bully: "That wasn't snot, stupid. Hahaha. Go run tell dat!"

by faunboy August 18, 2010

cum n' run

When one very stealthly cums on someone without the other person noticing

It was disgusting. I looked on the back of my jacket to find that I had been a victim of a cum n' run.

by Harry "gMan" G......... September 24, 2007

Run your Suck

To speak in a gossipy or clueless manner, usually to the distain of others. Quite common in Marine Corps recruits.

D.I.:
"You shitbags want to run your suck? Then you can eat some shit too!!!! MOUNTAIN CLIMB, YEW BITCHES!!!!!

Recruits:
AYE,AYE SIR!!!!!

by Stud Marine-Storm Gunner March 19, 2009

runs like butter

1) Something/someone that works efficiently

2) The act of performing a task in a flawless and smooth-like manner.

3) It just works

4) melted butter

"Dude, my new macbook pro is so effin sweet, it just runs like butter."

"The Apple Store in Tice's Corner...runs like butter."

"Yo man, this girl...she did what she was doin so good...i was just like...'it runs like butter'"

by Butterboii February 21, 2009

running cunt punt

the act of a woman pissing you off so bad that you get a running start and kick her directly in her vagina while yelling its good!!!!!!

i was telling a story at lunch and that bitch kept trying to one up me so i took a couple steps back ran towards her and gave her a running cunt punt. i bet she will never do that again.

by sullythehead July 20, 2010

Diamond Run Mall

A mall in Rutland, VT where there is about a total of 10 stores, of which none have anything of value.

There is only two places to eat, an over priced Sbarro's and a Chinese restaurant that no one has any idea why with it still open because no one ever goes there. There is also a restaurant that no one has ever heard of that is just asking to go bankrupt.

The majority of the people in the mall are old people walking around for a workout.

Then there is an "entrance" to the fieldhouse in the mall that actually just puts you in the road near the fieldhouse.

Also, the Mall is the sight for a stabbing over a some bitch ho.

It is a wonder the mall is not closed.

I wanted to see the whole senior population of Vermont, so I went to the Diamond Run Mall.

I wanted to get stabbed by wiggers so I walked behind the Diamond Run Mall.

by yeaaayeaaa June 1, 2010