The Tea Rule

The Rule where anyone who answers certain questions with "T" or "Tea" etc. makes everyone a cup of tea.

It is unavoidable.

1:
Coop: Hey, Tom, what's that thing you put a golf ball on?
Tom: Tee?
Coop: Go on then
Tom: Why?!
Coop: It's the tea rule? Don't you get it?

2:
Coop: Hey, Tom, what's the 20th letter of the alphabet?
Tom: T?
Coop: Cheers, mate

3:
Coop: We're a team, right? And what's the first 3 letters of team?
Tom: T ... E ... A?
Coop: If you're offering, thanks!

by Coop720 September 8, 2011

Campfire Rules

When someone starts to bring something up then won't tell you what they were talking about, you call campfire rules. A campfire app is helpful to stop disputes about lack of campfire.

"So I was thinking..."
"What?"
"Ohh nevermind. It's stupid."
"Campfire rules dude."
"Fine. I was thinking maybe we could go see the new Harry Potter next weekend?"

by I_Miss_My_Sailor November 12, 2012

Rule 34

Rule 34 - A game with fan art or film is made to exist with sexual content and pornography. Which can also be hentai if it is an anime version. Such as Five Nights at Freddy's.

If you put on porn such as based on a game, you will be sued by the company because you did not listen to rule 34!

by Bleeblabblob August 20, 2015

Rule 130

if an admin to a page is away for any reason, then their page must be spammed with ponies

<insertpagename> 's admin was away for some reason, so their friends and fans spammed their wall with pictures from MLP:FiM

that is Rule 130

by sparklesgeek August 22, 2011

Ja Rule

Ja Rule is God in the Flesh, the greatest thing to ever happen to Hip Hop since Tupac

Come downtown and help worship the new statue of Ja Rule

by HomiCiDe Ty June 11, 2006

Rule 555

if a new species of animal has lived on earth for more than two minutes, then Chuck Norris has killed it... twice.

Scientist: Hey Chuck look at this new type of spider!

Chuck Norris: Rule 555

Scientist: Damn you Chuck!!!

by Chuck's stunt double October 3, 2010

Ja Rule

.... you drool!

yeah, you drool! Since somewhere in a foreign langage which I forget, "ja" means 'yes'...: Ja, ja drool!

by James August 24, 2003