Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018

Pack of Dicks

A group or of Fuckboys

"Look at those pack of dicks at the end of the bar"

by MetzgerMeister1 December 25, 2018

action packed titty flack

The "Action Packed Titty Flack" is when you are grabbing at your girl's titties while you're an extra for a Michael Bay movie, the scene with you touching the titties will not be in the final cut because it usually ends in a law suit.

yo brother guy i just pulled a fat action packed titty flack on the set of one of the transformer movies.

by theguydudebuddyfella June 19, 2018

quacky pack

titties that dis formed, unshaped, uneven and coned shaped.

yo that chick has a quacky pack! I think I just backed

by Carlie 69247 July 4, 2018

Shits pack

Gaining a six pack from pushing out a shit.

"I got a shits pack after eating that"

by Keg2133333 July 11, 2018

drinker’s six-pack

A six pack of beers with two missing

Trev, it’s nice to see you’ve brought a drinker’s six-pack to the party.

by doctortrevis July 12, 2018

Velvet Six Pack

Preforming the Velvet Hattrick twice, once the night before and again the next morning.

Guy One: "Dude, last night pulled off a Velvet Hattrick!!"
Guy Two: "You think that's something? This morning I completed a Velvet Six Pack!!!"

by BigT588 July 15, 2018