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Cumshot soup

A creamy side soup consisting of the hardest nut you have ever busted sometimes it's yellow or stringy but it usually smells like pollen or bleach yet quenches the thirst of the horniest of guttersluts
Jackie was fucking trashed last night. I heard that bitch scraped her bowl of cumshot soup clean. She even soaked up the last bit with french bread.
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keep your soup

An acronym for kys (Kill yourself), used to avoid punishment
Dillon, can you please keep your soup

You should keep your soup
by Killakeemstar March 4, 2017
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Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".
by Tttain285 December 9, 2020
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Soup Scarf

The act of saving (3-5) used condoms and tying them together and placing it around one's neck to act as a scarf.
Nothing is hotter than a girl wearing nothing but a soup scarf.
by RikkaLynn July 31, 2012
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Bra soup

On a hot summer day the collection of sweat and possibly lactate in a woman's bra.

Imagine the story of Newton and the Apple except with sweat and underboob.
Rex: Julie why are you fanning and lifting your shirt so often?

Julie: Feels like the Ecuadorian fucking rainforest I'm swimming in bra soup.
by Goatmangold September 6, 2022
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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