"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.
bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright
bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright
by turtlesaredumb42069 February 14, 2022
To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.
by Sapphire 13 April 11, 2019
A period every girl or guy goes through , when they date or are attracted to fuckboys . Usually happens within your twenties , and lasts about 5 years
by Five year fuckboy phase October 24, 2018
The perfected version of the McGangbang. A double cheeseburger from Five Guys with a Chik Fil A chicken sandwich placed inside of it
by Somedudeoutback February 28, 2019
When you go into the bathroom and cum in your hand then proceed to slap them in the face spreading your semen on them.
by RabidInd April 02, 2021
I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.
Student: talking to dam much.
Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.
Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.
Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.
Student: What you need that for.
Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.
Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.
Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.
Student: What you need that for.
Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
by Gas Mask Lary August 15, 2021
That's all there is to it. A term to use when All of your fingers are up in the air. Generally used when surprised, thrilled, excited, or angry. Up to you to decide when it fits!!!
by gabe richards November 12, 2020