Tommy Tow Master

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard

Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!

Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !

by PetraSpectRules March 11, 2017

Masteritis

The Tendcy to become sleepy after a masterbation seisson

Bro I just got masteritis something crazy

by 94OGsnappin April 19, 2017

Crunch master

Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.

"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"

"Spencer is the crunch master!"

"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"

by Ruckus maine July 5, 2016

ace master

A person who is skilled in a variety of disciplines, highly intelligent and well rounded. Capable of feats ranging from physical to cerebral to interpersonal. An ace master excels in all of them.

In addition, a key defining characteristic of an ace master is her nonchalance after a particularly remarkable performance. This is not the result of false humility, but rather a total lack of surprise at her success.

" I heard he landed a job at Facebook, Google, and the DoD offering to pay 300K straight out of highschool. He turned them down to competitively joust and became a world champ. Now he owns an island where he hosts a celebrity talkshow"

"What a fucking ace master"

by lopsighted July 4, 2016

curve master

Someone who is a master at throwing curves. You try to get at them, and they shut you down with the gnarliest curve of 2016

Isaac is such a curve master. He curved Amaya so hard.

by Chuntimaster831 June 25, 2016

Flow master

A Flow Master; a master sales man, the ability to sell anything, flow of personal connections.

You sold that lady a dead bird when she was on vacation in Atlantic City. Ty, you're a flow master.

by Flow Mastet Ty May 29, 2016

Zuke Master

A person who has perfected the art of zuking. These special individuals can zuke on command, and as much as they are needed to.

Sam is an absolute Zuke Master! On my momma, he can zuke for days on end.

by FP_Fan15 May 11, 2016