Master Scrumper

A person who has had sex (scrumped) many many women. Usually very attractive men with no cares in the world other than sexing beautiful ladies.

"Did you see that dude with all those chicks?!"

"Yeah man, thats the Master Scrumper"

by heyyaa November 24, 2009

Load Master

When a fire fighting pilot jacks off in the tanker and cums right as he/she drops the retardant.

I hate fueling this plane. We have to clean windows and this pilot cums every retardant drop like a load master

by Nasty Pilot September 10, 2025

the piss master

The master of piss and pissing

j: who are you?

d: I am the piss master

by ThePissMaster April 26, 2024

master wand

An mmorpg term for penis.

Super Hot Model Chick: Kenny how big is your master wand? Kenny: 3 inches

by MiggasOnMyJcoklolol December 26, 2009

Gabriel Inglesias Is Master Bison

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Zero: Gabriel Inglesias Is Master Bison

by AUDITORIUMU February 16, 2025

Awaken my masters

How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.

Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”

Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”

Mark: “how could you..”

by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023

dirty master

When a black slave owner shoves a shoe in his asshole while preforming a lobotomy to his pregnant step daughters dirty nigger slave and simultaneously repeatedly punches his balls until they have a consistency of whipped cream then pours it out on his biggest slaves child while sleeping in a pig pen.

Slave 1: i hope massa Bartholomew buys me.
Slave 2: no i heard he is a dirty master.

by massa Bartholomew sinclair February 9, 2024