Pickled cookie

The act of retardness
This can also be used as a slur against someone
example 1:

James: does something stupid
Alex : you fucking pickled cookie

Example 2:

Alex : gets 20% on maths test
“Oh ,pickled cookie”
by Vroshagger66115 November 10, 2019
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Pickle It!

Putting your dick inside a pickle jar until it pickles, then finding a woman that hates pickles to then make her suck your dick and chuck up on said peen.
Performed a Pickle It! She opted for chuckin’ up on me wang lad! I threw up in her mouth. We proceeded to recycle this concept for hours until she died. Sucks.
by raunchyraul April 01, 2022
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pickled homosexual

a salty, sour, bitter, unhappy, jaded homosexual
A homosexuals that hates on other's success are "pickled homosexuals".
by Nando92028 August 13, 2019
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inner pickle

everyone has it, we just dont know its there
feeling sad or depressed? just embrace your inner pickle and youll be forever happy
by dspazn July 21, 2022
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patricks prickly sea pickle

breaking news!: sandy likes to take Patricks prickly sea pickle onna daily yuhurd?

definition: prickly sea pickle //

pronounced: pr ick ly see pick el

"Yo dude you heard about sandy and patrick?" /// "yeah man ! he said them cheeks was heavenly!!"
"yo man I heard sandy asked for Patricks prickly sea pickle" \\ "yeah man ! he told me them cheeks was heavenly !!"
by theold October 27, 2021
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Fickle pickle

A penis that changes its mind frequently. One day it suffers from premature ejaculation, and the next it can't get off. There is no known cause of a pickle being fickle, but fickle pickles like a good tickle.
I was with this guy last night who had a fickle pickle. He had no problem getting an erection, but it deflated after 5 seconds. But he said that I had to tickle the fickle pickle, and it popped right back up!
by BigDaddyC6969 December 02, 2020
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pickle punter

an individual known for performing pickle punts (kicking someone in the penis) on the regular.
Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!
by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024
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