A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!
by The Double E February 27, 2024
Get the phone crutchmug. The modern version of jaw-dropping. When someone's comment or fetching good looks causes you to metaphorically or literally drop your phone.
by Secretmachine. January 17, 2014
Get the phone-droppingmug. A phone pas is similar to a "faux pas", except that it is committed with a phone, instead of the face-to-face social variety. Usually, a phone pas is something like talking on yr cell in a movie theatre, or leaving it on in spite of clear signs to turn it off, or checking messages or texting constantly while on a date esp. while at a table in a restaurant.
I like Suzy alot, but she committed at least 3 phone pas, and that was inbetween the appetizer and the main course!
by ashandwit July 3, 2011
Get the phone pasmug. Someone: Where do u buy that casing for ur iPhone?
Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.
Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?
Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.
Someone: Then what?
Somebody: It's nothing.
Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.
Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.
Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?
Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.
Someone: Then what?
Somebody: It's nothing.
Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.
by pseudophyle September 27, 2023
Get the nothing phonemug. by DatGamerLion September 17, 2018
Get the phonemug. by GregHeffley95 March 13, 2025
Get the phonemug. Phone Raping is pretty clear cut. It is the act of raping someone's phone against their will. This can be done through Campaigns, causematch, charidy, gofundme etc. You relentlessly Rape the Phone until a few things happen 1- You block the caller ( which is impossible because there will be multiple numbers calling you) 2- you call the Organization commiting the phone rape and tell them to stop 3- You reverse pledge and say you will not be contributing to the cause because of the rellentless Phone Raping that has been occurring 4- you shut your phone down and don't open your emails for the next few days or 5 - You accept the phone rape and move on with life.
Dave how you feeling?
Not to good. Exhausted.
What you exhausted from?
( insert org here) been phone raping me all day
Sorry to hear that, I cut them off and haven't heard from them since
Smart move. Gatta try that
Not to good. Exhausted.
What you exhausted from?
( insert org here) been phone raping me all day
Sorry to hear that, I cut them off and haven't heard from them since
Smart move. Gatta try that
by Jay El Dubbs December 4, 2023
Get the Phone Rapingmug.