When a womans vagina is too sloppy and worn out so instead of getting surgery ya just shove a boneless ham in her and cut a new hole.
I was gonna fuck that cougar the other night but she was too sloppy and I didn't have a boneless ham for a human helicoil
by #Fmlfdd September 8, 2021
Get the Human Helicoilmug. Crazy person who parties
by yadaadddy March 7, 2010
Get the The Human Robotmug. A red hair person who usually is annoying but sometimes nice. Human torches usually have bad tempers.
by AnnNif udj November 27, 2011
Get the Human torchmug. by Horearound October 19, 2023
Get the human ventriloquismmug. Man...she was fucking my friend and then she started gobbling on my nuts like a human trailer hitch.
by MB One February 19, 2025
Get the human trailer hitchmug. by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
Get the Human Giraffemug. 