Relax first, why not?

The meme of Indonesian origin with the caption "Relax first, why not?" using the image of relaxing broccoli from the 2010 advertising for Colgate toothpaste

I was feeling stressed about my exams, but then I saw that meme of the broccoli with 'Relax first, why not?' and it made me laugh!

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025

The First Curse

The longest continuing recorded losing-streak curse in recorded Color War history (since its first documentation at the beginning of the century) where Red has lost for a minimum of seven years in a row

People who blame DHS for the First Curse are wrong

by o23gfh October 29, 2025

daDebil waz da first [HTRN

A typo which should read: daDebil waz da first HTRN on da internet.

High Tech Red Necks have such fat fingerz!

by [daDebil] March 7, 2004

Broadway and First

A shitty acoustic-pop band in Fountain Hills, Arizona. Features a TERRIBLY off-key vocalist and a mediocre guitarist.

If I listened to an entire song by Broadway and First, I would have to shoot myself in the temple.

by Twain Mark August 9, 2008

The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch

Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.

by llamasaylol December 17, 2016

Gibb's First Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.

Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"

by Slow-winky February 14, 2017

Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch

The phrase used when telling someone they need to get the juicy info before they get a vouch on MCM

"Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch" I say to Salesians

by EdenXera December 27, 2017