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Five dollar douche bag

Job Description and Duties
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.
by DaddyLongLeg5 June 8, 2017
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All Five Fingers Are Up

That's all. It's a term that's generally used when you're excited, thrilled, bored, scared, happy, sad, depressed, and lonely. You can use it whenever the moment feels right!!!
by gabe richards November 12, 2020
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Your mum for five minutes

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash
John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes
by Fingerblaster43 December 31, 2016
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late night high five

Late night high fives, it’s a late night and the only girl you can get with is a high 5...
Dude 1: Bruh why are you still up
Dude 2: you know I’m just out getting a late night high five
by he April 22, 2020
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I need five volunteers

I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.
Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
by Gas Mask Lary August 14, 2021
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Flying Nun High Five

The act of two males(possibly females) running towards eachother. Upon meeting, they jump in the air, feet first, with their legs spread. Idealy their legs straddle eachothers bodies making it possible for their lower genitalias to collide. As seen on Jackass 3.5 the movie with Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn.
Those guys just did the Flying Nun High Five and totally smashed their balls together.
by DJ Pleasures December 31, 2011
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Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.
Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.
by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019
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