Dutch tp

It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.

*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"

by A swimmer April 11, 2015

Dutch Dating

Generally refers to the practice of splitting the cost of a date equally between the two people involved. This term is derived from the concept of "going Dutch," which means that each person pays for their own expenses rather than one person covering the entire cost. The idea behind Dutch dating is to promote equality and fairness, ensuring that both parties share the financial responsibilities of the date. This approach can also help alleviate any potential pressure or expectations regarding who should pay, making the dating experience more balanced and comfortable for both individuals.

"During our date, we went for Dutch dating—nothing says ‘we’re in this together’ like splitting the cost of nachos and a movie ticket!"

by Sovasa August 6, 2024

Dutch quickie

Having a quickie on a bicycle

They had no other option than to go for a Dutch quickie

by Aererus August 24, 2017

Dutch Henry

When two bottoms meet in a bed and realize neither is ever gonna get topped.

So we made it back to the hotel and climbed into the bed and then we both just layed there... it was fucking wierd. Then I realized I got myself into another Dutch Henry.

by ObiJuanDeanobi January 4, 2022

Dutch Oven

When a male or female farts in a small enclose area such as under the blankets or in a vehicle

I farted under my blankets and it smelled so bad it was like a Dutch Oven.

by TheMrNathwoz January 22, 2020

Dutch Bros

Originating From The State Of Oregon, Dutch Bros is basically a Drive Thru coffee shop that unlike Starbucks can actually do a simple Small, Medium, And Large!

They also have fun code names for different flavors, So that's cool too!

1: Hey! Want to go to Starbucks?
2: Nah dude, Dutch Bros is much better, It's much more simple to order there!
1: Sounds Good!

by ZanetheBane May 9, 2023

Double Dutch

When the same text message from two minutes ago alerts you again.

“Yeah hold on I think my phone went off again. Ugh never mind, it was a double Dutch.”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”

by WrXpace September 4, 2022