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dump-clothes

dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who who IYHO dresses you badly/poorly that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump

N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the offending party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma December 26, 2012
mugGet the dump-clothesmug.

core dumped

Old school word for pwned or owned.
"Dude, I was playing Counterstrike and core dumped this guy in midair."
by Stuntmanjake123 February 22, 2009
mugGet the core dumpedmug.

Terrace dump

Taking a seated crap on the toilet but with the toilet seat up.

Named after the terraces at football grounds due to the lack of seating.
The toilet seat was cracked so I was forced to take a terrace dump.
by lunescape March 30, 2022
mugGet the Terrace dumpmug.

Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.
Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
mugGet the Fat Lady Dump Jarmug.

Pump and Dump

A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.
Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...
by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020
mugGet the Pump and Dumpmug.

sucker dump

Sucker dump is when your woman poops and the shit is left on the anus and you repeatedly punch her butthole until she bleeds with shit in her Ass
Man I gave jasmine a good sucker dump lastnight
by Fuckemoff April 23, 2018
mugGet the sucker dumpmug.

dump n toke

The act of smoking a joint or pipe of weed while taking a dump.
After dinner last night, I had to dump n toke in order to feel better.
by jodiaz76 June 4, 2016
mugGet the dump n tokemug.

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