The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.
The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.
Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025
Get the Clothing Carpet mug.The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.
Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?
Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!
Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!
Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025
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The elite tier Aussie evolution of the Alaskan Pipeline where, instead of freezin your own borin' Boris, you go full public toilet bog bandit:log lifter styles and sniff out a fresh, unflushed lonesone log in a servo, pub or Maccas dunny (bonus points if it’s still steaming), fish that brown beauty out with a forked stick/sock combo, Glad-Wrap it on site, smuggle it home in the esky next to the beers, freeze it solid, then ram the iced-up stranger turd up your own ass until it thaws and you birth another man’s melted shit like a true carpooling legend. Called the “TransAusLaskan Carpoolpipelie” as a nod to our Alaskan buddies . but Aussie’s carry other mens waste, true men carry a couple of carpool poo's inside them at anyone time ” because you’re literally sharing the ride with some poor cunt’s digested kebab from Penrith to Parramatta.
Theres Honour in bog-snatching culture. Own-shit freezers are for basic bitches; real ones run the TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline.
Pro bog bandits run a telescopic goldfish net in the boot for clean lifts, but real bush legends make do with a forked tree branch and an old sock (or stolen undies off the laundry pile) to preserve the unfrozen vessel of pleasure without breaking it. Own-shit freezers are for softcocks; real ones carpool with strangers.
Theres Honour in bog-snatching culture. Own-shit freezers are for basic bitches; real ones run the TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline.
Pro bog bandits run a telescopic goldfish net in the boot for clean lifts, but real bush legends make do with a forked tree branch and an old sock (or stolen undies off the laundry pile) to preserve the unfrozen vessel of pleasure without breaking it. Own-shit freezers are for softcocks; real ones carpool with strangers.
“Bro, ran the TransAuslaskan CarpoolPipeline last night, scored a foot-long Parramatta Eel from Liverpool Station. Still got the ghost cramps today.”
“Nah mate, freezing your own is gay. Real Gs carpool with randoms.”
“He pulled a Trans-Auslaskan Carpool Pipeline with a curry log from an Uber driver, dude was shitting vindaloo tears for hours.”
“Scored a triple-coiler at Campbelltown Station, clean lift with the sock-on-stick, full TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline by midnight. Still tasting that stranger’s butter chicken today.”
“Mate pulled a TransAuslaskan CP with a kebab log so spicy he was crying vindaloo tears while birthing it in the shower.”
“Telescopic goldfish net gang vs sock-and-stick gang, fight me.”
“Nah mate, freezing your own is gay. Real Gs carpool with randoms.”
“He pulled a Trans-Auslaskan Carpool Pipeline with a curry log from an Uber driver, dude was shitting vindaloo tears for hours.”
“Scored a triple-coiler at Campbelltown Station, clean lift with the sock-on-stick, full TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline by midnight. Still tasting that stranger’s butter chicken today.”
“Mate pulled a TransAuslaskan CP with a kebab log so spicy he was crying vindaloo tears while birthing it in the shower.”
“Telescopic goldfish net gang vs sock-and-stick gang, fight me.”
by pooheadjobs November 24, 2025
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"Absolutely not. I don't want my ears to bleed."
"Absolutely not. I don't want my ears to bleed."
by bluedays500 December 15, 2025
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Kenz: " Yeah we all got Multi Storey Carpark 'ed and danced to Rhythm is a Dancer for hours"
Kenz: " Yeah we all got Multi Storey Carpark 'ed and danced to Rhythm is a Dancer for hours"
by Tom Heavy October 28, 2011
Get the Multi Storey Carpark mug.The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains
Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
by The Comic November 5, 2012
Get the The Angry Carpenter mug.Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016
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