Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.

I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.

by Cold nose September 15, 2022

when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by anonymous October 6, 2022

dutch cow

Common term used to by train crew to describe humans on the tracks at risk of getting hit.

Looks like some Dutch cows out on the tracks, did you want to slow down?

by Neconeco October 6, 2022

cow prancing

The act of walking over several naked fat women or men depending on your type and crushing their genitalia

Yo did you hear about the dude that went “cow prancing” last night

Yeah I heard it was wicked

by BuckShot8697 October 15, 2022

Cow tipping

Giving cows an extra nice tip for their great service.

John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!

by anonymous October 16, 2022

The Cow in the Steakhouse

Cunty Women who work in steakhouses, are usually overweight and commonly called Molly or Karen. Nobody Likes a Cow in the steakhouse

"Molly is definitely the cow in the steakhouse"

by RoganFugly May 20, 2022

Canned cow

this word can be used to associate someone who is an idiot or very stupid harmless word only used for joking and banter

stop being a canned cow

by jsjsjahah June 5, 2022