Breaking Bad

the best show ever except for maybe the wire

oj simpson: jesse look im in malcoms middle
jesse: science bitch
lines from hit television show breaking bad

by waltuh_putyourcockawaywaltuh November 23, 2022

Cry break

A cry break is a break you take to cry to management when a coworker hurts your feelings by refusing to do your job for you.

Where's Brian ? He's been gone for 20 minutes

Other coworker: I don't know

He must be on a cry break

by Green 48 March 19, 2025

let me break it down for you mark

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.

Omniman: Let Me Break It Down For You Mark...

Invincible:...

by collegegrappler December 24, 2023

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

Break a leg

A theatrical way to say "good luck" without actually saying "good luck," because it’s considered bad luck to wish someone good luck in show business. Instead, you wish them to "break a leg" so the opposite (success) will happen. Used not just in theater anymore, but for performances, interviews, and other high-stakes situations.

"Hey, your audition’s in 10 minutes—break a leg out there!"

by RealTalkDisco September 22, 2025

break tine

It's a break from doing something, but it only lasts for a few seconds.

Instead of giving my workers a full break time, I gave them a break tine.

by #+_+# March 7, 2025

Break the Barrel

The phenomenon where you pee for the first time on a night out, and after which you need to pee every 15 minutes.

"Man, I broke the barrel too early, I've been going to the bathroom all night"
"Don't go yet, you don't want to Break the Barrel too early"

by David2024 June 3, 2024