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Animal Crackers

Some Crackers That'll make you say Yesssirrrr.

Real Defenition: An animal cracker is a particular type of small cracker or cookie, baked in the shape of an animal, usually an animal either at a zoo or circus, such as a lion, a tiger, a bear, or an elephant.
Person 1: dang these animal crackers be hecka good

Person 2: Yesssirrr
by Dank_Memez October 5, 2020
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anime

worshipped by weebs around the world, anime is what some believe to be another realm where these characters roam.
it is really a form of art used by animators to create tv shows. but there is another form,
a cursed form.
recently some images and tapes have been recovered from the horny jail containing erotic images of anime
these have been called hentai. drawn and animated by horny jail escapees these films have gained a following .
while their name is unknown we do know that their churches are called coom caves.
damn those are some nice ANIME tiddies.
by Thefriendlyrussian October 6, 2020
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Thee animal

A turd dipped in gold is still a turd

piece of shit man ho who humps any moving object in sight, esp. can't keep a good or hot women. He sleeps with anything all treats a hoe better than a real woman.
He ain't no good he's thee animal. Leave that boy alone.
by Lilmajdawg October 15, 2020
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No Anime August

In No Anime August no ones allowed to watch any anime.
Yes its gonna be a hard challenge for anime addict weebs.
In No Anime August you cant watch hentai eigher cuz that's just Anime porn if u loot at it
Manga is fine. You can read all the manga you want to.
Person 1: Ah finally My favorite anime's second season is airing on August.
Person 2: Bruh but you can't watch it. Its No Anime August remember.
Person 1: Oh shit I guess I will just read the light novel/manga or wait for it till September.
by Knowledge D. Wiki October 19, 2020
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Anime

the japanese bullshit that needs to be stopped already >_>
fgt 1: hey did you watch the last episode of The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya

fgt 2: im not interesed into anime you weeb
by shut up loser April 5, 2017
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Double Double Animal Style

Commonly refers to the process of grabbing two drinks (usually vodka lemonade) with two straws and consuming them simultaneously, in turn saving you from lining up at the bar again.
*takes a sip of the two drinks simultaneously* followed by and aggressive "DOUBLE DOUBLE ANIMAL STYLE"
by ajayip covboy April 6, 2017
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anime

Anime es como los japoneses llaman a sus dibujos animados, porque "dibujos animados" ya estaba cogido. Los animes tratan de tener argumentos filosóficos, serios, trepidantes o divertidos, entre otros, y fallan catastróficamente a la hora de serlo.

Es importante saber que, aunque en la mayoría de los animes actuales se representa a algunas mujeres con "argumentos" de proporciones titánicas, todo otaku que se precie te dirá que no es porno. Que lo digan tantas veces me parece sospechoso. Los hombres en los animes son representados en forma de canijos imberbes y estúpidos que, sin embargo, pueden usar espadas más grandes que ellos sin despeinarse.
Los animes se caracterizan por tener una tasa de fotogramas por segundo más baja que la obtenida al jugar a Battlefield 1 en una tostadora. Esto se ve compensado mediante el uso de dibujos atrayentes y coloridos, que en los diálogos permanecen estáticos moviendo la boca de arriba a abajo hasta terminar de hablar. Todo lo anteriormente mencionado tiene sus raíces en que los japoneses son listos, y saben venderse a las masas de moradores de sótanos que pasan su triste existencia consumiendo esta clase de animación.

El anime es, por ello, una abominación audiovisual, con guiones malos, animación mala, historias genéricas y personajes con voz de pito insoportable. Si no quieres tener una visita indeseada a un psiquiatra, te recomiendo que te alejes de cualquier tipo de anime.
Peligro público: Oye, ¿te vienes a mi casa a ver anime?
Transeúnte inocente: No, gracias. Prefiero conservar mi integridad mental.
by SaSarcasm April 21, 2017
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