Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.

"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."

"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."

by Pork's Historical Society November 26, 2024

Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.

We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.

by Vern the Man March 19, 2021

Jimmy Nictron

A dude who loves nicotine thats runs on nicotine as fuel and cant go minutes without a vape

Yo look at that dude's vape!
Dayumn he's a Jimmy Nictron.

by twoOoTwo July 23, 2023

jimmy boopkins

the best family friendly youtuber who does collabs with frederick wilson

my favorite youtuber is jimmy boopkins!

by shichcabob June 10, 2024

Jimmy Duggan

Jimmy Duggan is isn’t a person he is a way of life, a symbol of drinking, sex and all else that is good in this world

Jimmy Duggan is the pinnacle of raw sex appeal @jimmyduggan69

by Bokslice September 6, 2021

Jimmy

The pretty princesses of pretty princesses, he does NOT look like a wish harry potter with his glasses but he's still a pain. Is a loser with no better things to do than annoy his friends and is also the definition of a SKILL ISSUE
Also chooses to do calculus in different dimensions because he's a masochist

Look at this Jimmy, he's not creative with his insults at all

by therealwishharrypotter October 12, 2023

Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust

Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.

by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025