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Turkey Ham

Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.

Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.

Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
Do you have any Turkey... Ham... Turkey Ham????

...what?
by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022
mugGet the Turkey Hammug.

Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.
"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"
by Ordinary description May 12, 2025
mugGet the Turkey Bastingmug.

Slap my turkey

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.
by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018
mugGet the Slap my turkeymug.

Jive turkey

A dishonest person. A liar or someone you dislike because they are scammers.
“Why don’t you say that to my face you jive turkey?”
by SandiH April 2, 2019
mugGet the Jive turkeymug.

turkey tie

A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.
"Hand me those turkey ties, Jesse. This turkey is a fighter"
by someone besides robert November 9, 2017
mugGet the turkey tiemug.

Turkey Shuffle

Popping a big ol goodegg on FaceTime for the ladies
by Turkey shuffle pilot July 22, 2022
mugGet the Turkey Shufflemug.

Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.
I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012
mugGet the Baste the Turkeymug.

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