Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.
Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.
Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.
Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022
Get the Turkey Hammug. The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.
"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"
"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"
"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"
by Ordinary description May 12, 2025
Get the Turkey Bastingmug. by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018
Get the Slap my turkeymug. by SandiH April 2, 2019
Get the Jive turkeymug. A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.
by someone besides robert November 9, 2017
Get the turkey tiemug. by Turkey shuffle pilot July 22, 2022
Get the Turkey Shufflemug. I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012
Get the Baste the Turkeymug.