fucking shit titties

An expletive used when you are so pissed off that you can't actually think of something to say.

Bob: Dude, that tornado just blew your house down.

Dave: Fucking Shit Titties!

by Auto Ass-rammer 5000 June 16, 2019

Crackle and titty spackle

When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.

The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.

by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016

Sweaty Man Titty

Caused when a man with a man boob does some form of activity that causes his man assets to sweat up.

"I went for a jog this morning and my man boobs starting sweating! I need to shower now as I have sweaty man titty".

by manboobzzz September 24, 2011

Oklahoma City Titty

When a woman’s breasts are so perfect, so perky, and so round you know that they could only come from one place.

I saw a woman at the concert, and I couldn’t stop staring at her Oklahoma City Titty.

by jerryswanson September 3, 2022

pop your titty

To show a titty

Aye Hailey cmon pop your titty

by Xxmushroomgodxx May 2, 2018

tittying off

where you use an erect nipple as a golfing tee, to help with a driving shot down the fairway.

My girlfriend and I went golfing the other day but i left all my tees at home. "Not to worry" she said as she whacked her tits out and i tittied off (past tense of tittying off) right there and then!

by nodge March 5, 2010

Vanilla titties

Vanilla flavored Smirnoff.

I had some of that vanilla smirnoff the other night!

Oh shit nigga! You mean those Vanilla titties?!

by LSDcows January 24, 2011