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Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
mugGet the Pirate Santamug.

Butt Pirate

A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.
There is a dark smelly spirit on that Butt Pirate. I think it smells like poop.
by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023
mugGet the Butt Piratemug.

Angry pirate

When a male and female are having sex and he ejaculates in her eye and kicks her in the shin. She then will be walking around going arrrrghhh
Last night my man made me an angry pirate
by HorseGlue February 25, 2019
mugGet the Angry piratemug.

Eyeball Pirates

- A business or person who engages in walled garden business models that deny users the ability to link to and follow content outside of the walled garden.

- A form of brute force attention capture and retention
Instagram is nothing but an eyeball pirates operation.

Eyeball pirates are the worst doom scroll source.
by jcjnyc2 February 25, 2025
mugGet the Eyeball Piratesmug.

Sweaty Pirate

during a particularly vigorous session of intercourse the partner on top drips sweat into his/her partner's eye causing her/him to close the eye and moan arrrgh!
Bill is such a sweaty bed monkey, last night he gave me a sweaty pirate!
by Golden Rod February 22, 2010
mugGet the Sweaty Piratemug.

Somali Pirates

Somali pirates are the guys off the coast of Somalia, an African-Arab country located in the Horn of Africa, bordering the Indian Ocean, who hijack primarily cargo ships and fishing vessels, and take their crews hostage. They also charge large ransoms.
Somali Pirates hijacked another ship using AK-47s.
by This is my handle okay August 19, 2025
mugGet the Somali Piratesmug.

anal sheep pirate

S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.
Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”
by Analdickrape February 20, 2018
mugGet the anal sheep piratemug.

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