New-Phone Theory

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.

No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!

by Djay_man July 7, 2021

Phone ethics

Phone ethics ; is the manner and expected way to yours your mobile.

Correct phone ethics, is not to point it towards somebody's lap on public transportation.

by Bryn Benn April 15, 2020

MAGA-Phone

The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.

"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"

by Free-Dumb November 6, 2020

National phone your ex day

Get out your phone and phone that ex on November 24!!

National phone your ex day (Nov 24)

by Blue sky 101 October 30, 2020

National Phone Sex Day

A day of phone sex

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?

by KonDaDon June 25, 2022

phone drop day

4th of june is phone drop day which means everbody drops their phone and breaks them.

Oops! I accidentally dropped my phone!
Oh it’s because it’s Phone drop day!

by Queenofrap June 4, 2021

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan October 6, 2015