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Sneeze Fart

A person who sneezes and attempts to block the sneeze and the pressure caused by this blocking makes the person in question fart
by Marchetti May 3, 2009
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fart nugget

dude1~dude, wut a fartnugget.
dude2~seriously...
by my@sshurtz October 8, 2003
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fart sandwhich

The action of catching a fart in your cupped hand and then shoving your hand on someone's mouth.
Bigger gave Dixon a fart sandwhich.
by ilangsfs November 10, 2008
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fiddle-fart

to play, or mess around when one is supposed to be doing something more productive.
Nathan! Stop fiddle-farting, and come take out the trash!
by obiwon123 March 1, 2011
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Shoe fart

Victims include anyone wearing sandals with sweaty feet. The act of making a "farting" sound created by movement of the foot off the side of the shoe usually while walking.
"Samuel was walking to the train station on a hot summer day wearing sandals and no socks. His foot slipped inside of his shoe, making a farting sound. Everyone pointed and laughed at him."

"Dude, did you just hear that?"
"Yeah I heard that. It sounded like a fart. But I only smell sweaty feet"
"Samuel you shoe farter, Put some powder on those dawgs."
by Caw April 26, 2006
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fart string

The imaginary bass string linking your arse hole and and bowel system. When breaking wind, this gives a pleasing bass like tone. A fart string remains in-tact on most heterosexual men, not the case for homosexuals.
Straight person commenting on homo: That guys fartstring has been well snapped.

OR

That guys fart string is hanging out of the back of his pants.
by JackDaFlash June 1, 2006
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farts with benefits

This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).

Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.
I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.
by FishFinderAZ May 10, 2007
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