On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021
Get the National Text Your Crush Daymug. Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused
by Salinasone November 18, 2021
Get the Vestigal Textmug. The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.
Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.
by catsgotmytongue October 13, 2011
Get the Text Bloggingmug. The opposite to a prank call; the act of using the SMS texting feature on a mobile telephone to intentionally troll another party.
by Jack Spank9049 October 20, 2023
Get the Prank Textmug. A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.
"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."
by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 3, 2017
Get the Text shepherdmug. Noun.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
Get the Jonny Two Textsmug. Texting while taking a shit.
by Club Semilia September 23, 2019
Get the Custard Textingmug.