Euphemism for a middle aged man persuading numerous 'hens' into his car to show them a good time away from his wife.
by JeffyWys February 13, 2019
Get the Taking the chickens to Cambridgemug. The Vegan cinnamon roll picture that Cullen Snapped Autumn looked so delicious, she did a virtual double-take.
by CJMarchesano July 6, 2017
Get the Virtual Double-Takemug. Essentially getting with the most hideous out of a group of potential mates. Typically used in male circles about women, calling this individual the grenade. Doing this would allow for friends to get some.
by CaptainKekon August 12, 2018
Get the Taking one for the teammug. by Nick November 17, 2004
Get the take a kneemug. "My girlfriend asked me not to stick it in her butt, but I'm definitely going to take her soul tonight"
by jumbawunba June 13, 2008
Get the take her soulmug. function: verb
1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.
1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.
1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.
2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.
3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.
4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.
2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.
3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.
4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.
by Alana Post October 5, 2005
Get the take a real onemug. by Robert March 17, 2005
Get the take his picturemug.