Shrimp Taco

The act of having sex with a man who you wouldn't think had a small penis, but did

My friend Emma got totally shrimp taco'd by that hot guy at the bar last night!

by BigNoseBigDick August 9, 2017

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mint taco

1. It's when you douche with mouthwash
2. It's a nice snack, light and refreshing

I got myself a mint taco last week, it still stings!

by lepotate August 29, 2018

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glossy taco

SIMPLY NAIL LOGICALS TOP COATS YOU GILTY ANIMAL

NEXT WE GON ADD A GLOSSY TACO

by chicken and chippsssssssss September 5, 2018

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v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"

person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"

by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011

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taco miracle

Take a huge dump into some pregnant chick's gaping vag before she gives birth.

Jesus was born of a taco miracle.

by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011

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Nappy Taco

Does this really need a definition? It's August 2011 and Nappy Taco has not been entered into the Urbandictionary. Amazing!

Nappy Taco is another name for Vagina. Not a pejorative per se, but not exactly polite either.

Damn you should have seen the way he ate my Nappy Taco. Screw wetback, I was wet all over!

by Pepe Palante August 14, 2011

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