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Misery Soup

1.) The disgusting concoction of saliva, tears, nasal mucus, sweat and other bodily fluids that swamps the face after a hard, long, hyperventilating-sobbing episode.

2.) A crowded pool at any waterpark.
1.) When Ben pulled away from Bob's shoulder, both Ben's face and Bob's shirt were drenched in a large serving of misery soup.

2.) "Let's go fish Dave out of that misery soup, then get hotdogs and go the hell home already!"
by punglefish July 17, 2011
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Staying for soup

To be the drunkest guest at an afternoon Scotch tasting on Christmas Eve… and being oblivious to crashing the host’s dinner.
He tried just about every Scotch within 2 hours and ended up staying for soup.
by Pinicitis December 24, 2023
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Getting Soup

A term meaning to get a very sloppy/slobbery blowjob.
Koby: Aye Scott you get that sloppy toppy?
Scott: Hell Yeah I was Getting Soup from my grandma last night!
by Wootagang June 14, 2020
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SOUP

"your a soup."
by kitten dead February 17, 2017
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Soup

A nickname given to a guy who thinks they're MUCH MUCH smarter then they actually are.
Person#1: Bro, if you even think about trying to come up with another idea then I'm gonna start calling you 'Soup' from here on out bc all of your ideas have been nothing but counterproductive.

Person#2: What are you talking about? My plans have almost worked each time we've tried one of 'em.

Person#1- Seriously? Are you joking bro?..... Hey 'Soup', shut up and just go sit in the corner while the grown-ups in there room come up with something that might actually help us get this job done.
by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021
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Soup

Soup is Caleb Finns girlfriend and hopefully his soulmate. She has beautiful orange hair and she goes by xlilsoup on all platforms as in twitter and Instagram. Shes very beautiful and sweet to everyone. Shes very loyal and has a bunch of beautiful tattoos on her legs, arms and hands. Shes also very loyal and easy to get along with.
"have you seen how pretty soup is?"
"yea shes so pretty and sweet Caleb is so lucky"
by cmf_910 November 15, 2020
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i like soup

by Elras September 27, 2020
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