The Sloppy Potato

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.

Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.

by Beary White January 21, 2020

reversed sloppy santa

When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.

partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa

by cronk doogle July 23, 2015

Sloppy

After a heavy night of drinking, you wake up feeling like a slushy. With every step you can feel the alcohol slopping from side to side in your stomach.

“Holy fuck bud, I don’t know if I have ever felt so sloppy in my life.”

by NolanTalk August 2, 2018

sloppy dallas

When you get a blow job from someone while they have a mouthful of dip

Guy 1: yea Jenny gave me a sloppy Dallas last night shit was wild

Guy 2: damn I always wanted to try that out but no chick is down to do it

by Stankmaster863 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of performing a blow job while consuming chewing tobacco.

Soup: "Aw man, this one time, this big hunk of a man packed the fatest lip I've ever seen, and then he gave me a Sloppy Dallas."

McNasty: "Soup, shut the fuck up."

by I smell of feet October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Her: Can I give you a sloppy dallas
Him: All that dip spit that's gonna go down my shaft is making me HORNY

by zestexotic October 15, 2020

Sloppy dallas

a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Hey mcnasty gimme a sloppy dallas HONKY

by MYFRENDING October 15, 2020