Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020

Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

rim sleep

Getting your anus licked while asleep.

I was camping with my mother-in-law and I woke up with a soggy asshole. Must have been that rim sleep.

by sleepyghost September 14, 2022

Sleep

A place where drug addicts and illegal immigrants and former illegal immigrants meet. Something that people use to get.

I almost didn’t sleep last night think those terrorist where going to meet In my thoughts while I sleep. I feel sleepy today, I’m drained.

by Thesenutzz November 5, 2019

sleep

The best part of the day

Teacher: write the best part of your day
Me: sleep

by Howdoiknowgoaway March 26, 2022

sleep paralysis demon

soɴic which possesses teddy bears, bluetooth speakers or Santa hats

My teddy bear is a sleep paralysis demon

by Moto. July 17, 2025

buffer sleep

When you're asleep, and people keep waking you up.

Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 14, 2016