“ a kid named Rocco that will go out of his way completely to make sure he can satisfy a girl with no sexual needs. Rocco’s(aka:simp) will try to do whatever he can do to get the girl to pleasure him for example:-hanging with only girls and being the only guy, try to do whatever he can to get with one. And he will leave the boys for them to make them feel special.” -word for word definition off “google”

“Oh let’s go be like Rocco and hangout with only girls” -simp

Simp by Cockandball torture June 21, 2020

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squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
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simp by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

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Anyone named Corey

Woh is that guy named Corey cuz he looks like a simp

Simp by Damn look! Imanis kuntakintas June 22, 2020

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Simp

A word overly used when someone will give another person the world and abandon their friends for their love, then people will overreact and start calling that person out saying “SIMP!” But it’s just love 💕.

Eli: “I love you jeslin”

Other people: “oooo he’s simping on a girl!!”

Simp by That1guydathascommonsense June 23, 2020

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