When you begin to exhale a lot of smoke that's still good, so halfway thru exhaling, you breathe it all back in again.
by TakoTulpa March 31, 2023
Get the Self-Shotgun mug.1. When someone performs the act of masturbation on themselves.
2. When someone acts like an arrogant twat and tries to present themselves as being smarter, cooler or more important than they actually are, typically by being boastful and/or putting other people down.
This is most often seen online, but can also happen in real life.
2. When someone acts like an arrogant twat and tries to present themselves as being smarter, cooler or more important than they actually are, typically by being boastful and/or putting other people down.
This is most often seen online, but can also happen in real life.
1. John performed a little self-masturbation when he got home to relax.
2. Hank bragging about his supposedly high IQ and over-relying on five-dollar words came across as major self-masturbation in the YouTube comments section.
2. Hank bragging about his supposedly high IQ and over-relying on five-dollar words came across as major self-masturbation in the YouTube comments section.
by TaxiFred November 18, 2023
Get the Self-masturbation mug.A person that does one or both of these 2 things:
1) turns up at an event mainly a party without getting invited by the host(s).
2) Asks the host if they can come to an event,even though it's invite only and they weren't invited in the first place. *
* this puts the host in an awkward situation where they have to say 'yes'.
1) turns up at an event mainly a party without getting invited by the host(s).
2) Asks the host if they can come to an event,even though it's invite only and they weren't invited in the first place. *
* this puts the host in an awkward situation where they have to say 'yes'.
Person 1 : hey isn't that Toby over there. Did you invite him?
Host: yeah it is. I didn't ... Ffs
Self inviter: hey Sarah , heard about your party is it ok if I turn up?
Host: urm.... Sure I guess.
Host: yeah it is. I didn't ... Ffs
Self inviter: hey Sarah , heard about your party is it ok if I turn up?
Host: urm.... Sure I guess.
by Society_Sucks_ July 7, 2016
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"You might as well be the definition of self glaze"
"You might as well be the definition of self glaze"
by Malaysia_178 August 3, 2024
Get the self glaze mug.Hym "Aaron Bushnell recently committed Full-Force Self-Immolation the other day and it piqued my curiosity because I though it was weird he did it the day after I said the thing about not being free. I looked into it and read an article from New York Magazine. It says 'he was a cyper-defense operations specialist with the 531st intelligence support squadron' (which is interesting) and 'was a part of The Community of Jesus (whose former members have come forward alleging abuse and a rigid social structure)' So... Read this article and I was immediately disgust by the media shills condemning the guy. The media shills profit as they pretend to care about the lives being lost and will continue to profit so long as the conflict continues... And somehow they consider themselves laudable... While condemning a man who was willing to give his own life in protest... And you know what they're going to say 'every death is a tragedy' but I can see you not actually caring and the imposter is GLAD he's dead (which is an act of hypocrisy because you're condemning me for not caring enough about people's lives or being meam to a fat-cocked retard or whatever his problem is I honestly don't even know what some of your problems are it's probably bullhole molestation). They're filth. I found his conviction admirable. If Palestine is liberated add the assists to his score."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
Get the Full-Force Self-Immolation mug.Break ya self fool, then the person who is bein robbed will give the person who is robbin them they money or get hurt
by IamBig$hotta September 7, 2019
Get the Break ya self fool mug.Love is not real and one of your kids lives is contingent on whether or not you tell me where you are going to watch me and who is responsible.
Hym "The self is real. Love is not. The self is the entirety of your conscious experience (internal and external) and you are being obtuse because you don't want to have to admit I was right. Stop doing it. All of the negative consequences of this are entirely the result of you trying to avoid having to answer me and all of the positive ones came directly from me. You cannot possibly believe I'm going to let you fillbuster me to death. You need to let the shit go. At this point it's clear you don't care if I kill the kid so why not just admit you just want to get away with it. You don't care if a kid has to die for you to do it."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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