Pendulous Sacks of Sausage

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.

Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.

by Mapsnellayroc July 22, 2017

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Sack of Green Beans

Yes. A type of Soda. They look like a pouch of muffins and think they have “swag”. You should never try to deal with a sack of green beans, because they lack common sense.

“At least I’m dating someone, you lonely sack of green beans”

by donderandblitzen December 1, 2020

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Milk Sack Shack

An alternate name for a strip club.

Me and Jim hit the "Milk Sack Shack" last night.

by ClassyApple March 10, 2014

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Ball Sack Signature

Sometimes when a guy hasn't showered for a while and sits on a toilet he leaves a smudge on the front of the toilet seat. That is his ball sack signature.

I guess I need to shower. I left my ball sack signature on the toilet seat.

by I Am Anon September 24, 2011

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Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.

Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.

by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023

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This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is typically done at Christmas because he can blame Santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.

Grandad/old man walks into room and starts

wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up, you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am I so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas"

by John Is Twat December 2, 2020

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