Russian Forklift

When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass

Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.

by Grand Slam June 14, 2016

Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem

Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by Dig bick chan July 07, 2021

Russian Orgy

When you have unprotected sex with a group and after nine months find out who the dad is…

What did you do last Friday? We took it up a notch and had a Russian Orgy.

by BlueBottleHolding December 03, 2021

Russian

1. General term used by imbeciles, who do not understand the difference between slavic cultures

2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.

1. 22 IQ Person: HEY LOOK ITS A RUSSIAN

"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)

2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.

Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.

by RussianWithAPassion April 22, 2021

Russian

Titjob.

Usually referred to as: The Russian.

I’m not in the mood to go out today.

*she gets down on her knees*

A Russian isn’t going to change that!

Are you sure?

…

by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 03, 2023

Russian

Very strong athletes,work a lot, good dancers and really smart.You should probably run if you piss one off.

-Look that’s the smartest guy in the country

-Probably a Russian guy

by Russian November 10, 2019

Russian

to be a badass and angry constantly. you also are obliged to say cyka blyat every 10 minutes. Only people from Russia can achieve true levels of Russian, but anyone can be Russian if they can handle it. There is also an accent that all true Russians have, but it is typical for honorary Russians to not have this accent.
there are 3 things that are unachievable unless you're a true Russian
1. A love for vodka at a young age, typically 3
2. Constant wear of adidas clothing.
3. Communism

R: I kill bear with hand yesterday
A: Holy shit you're incredibly Russian
R: Da
A: Rush B amirite
R: cyka blyat

by vuelle October 06, 2020