Taint Rocket

When the dick pops out during sex and goes right into the taint

Ow I’m still sore from getting Taint Rocketed last night

by Fatshotgunner August 2, 2020

Crotch Rocket

A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet

Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*

Little Shit: "Your car sucks"

DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*

by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020

Cock Rocket

Similar to piss missile and Swamp Donkey. Describes how hard something was thrown or how hard someone was hit

Guy 1: BROO I JUST HIT JACOB WITH A FUCKING COCK ROCKET
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT DUDE THATS FUCKIN RADICAL

by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020

n1 rocket

If it looks like an N1 rocket, and it smells like an N1 rocket, then it will probably blow up your launch site like an N1 rocket

Wow, that rocket launch was a real N1 rocket

by exportedtoastie September 7, 2020

snot rocket

A large string or ball of green slime that is expelled from one's schnozz by plugging the other nostril, tilting your head and blowing really hard. The beauty is that no tissue is required if executed properly.

Grampa Joe just honked a huge snot rocket in his soup. Gakkkk

by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020

Rollback Rocket

Where she pulls out your foreskin as far as it goes, then blows her nose farmer style into it to lube it for a few tugs

She gave me a Rollback Rocket last night because.....well.....why not.

by Clifford Foxbus October 20, 2020

Clot Rocket

The floating used tampon(s) in a high traffic port-a-pot.

“I dry heaved and peed simultaneously because of all the clot rockets in the port-a-pot.”

by A_Stiggy October 24, 2020