Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.
Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
Get the Drive Our Roadsmug. A mod for the game Hearts of Iron 4 that is just a better version of the vanilla game in literally every single way
by Professor Cube September 20, 2022
Get the Road to 56mug. by The Gansta Cat May 30, 2018
Get the nowhere roadmug. A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.
Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.
by Transy15 June 10, 2016
Get the Road Gnatmug. a road in hong kong that spans from prince edward to tsim sha tsui
a way to make fun of people named 'nathan'
a way to make fun of people named 'nathan'
by nathanial's mother March 12, 2025
Get the nathan roadmug. To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021
Get the beat the monkey to the roadmug. The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.
by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022
Get the The Road Diggermug.