fun to play with not to eat

someone you would hook up with but you wouldn't date

"oh ya shes fun to play with not to eat"

by sort giraffe May 23, 2019

Playing Evelyn Salt

A middle-aged Russian beautiful woman who shoots very well, can speak 4 languages or more. I mean she's incredible.

Josh: My sister-in-law is Playing Evelyn Salt
Larry: Really? How?
Josh: Now she's a cop!

by Comrade, no I'm not from USS April 6, 2020

Play Destiny 2

mercilessly beat the shit out of minorities

"Hey Carter, wanna go to Harlem and play Destiny 2?" - Isaac

by Qwertyblahblahblah September 15, 2022

Are you playing AltF4?

This phrase is commonly used to respond to someone discussing their personal issues when you have no actual substantial response or advice to give.

Guy 1: "Thing haven't been going so well with the wife ever since I found out she was cheating."

Guy 2: "Are you playing AltF4?"

by eggy3636 July 11, 2023

playing with her lightswitch

Clitoral masturbation.

She just sat with her legs up, pants down, and playing with her lightswitch until she squirt.

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

play catch in the greenhouse

A euphemism for sex, such as waist shake.

Don't bother trying to call Steve; he went to play catch in the greenhouse with Sarah.

by sushi.squisher December 15, 2008

Playing Doom in the Bathroom

The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.

AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.

"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".

by Ed Flesh April 3, 2022