Play with my chair

To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.

See ya later, imma go play with my chair.

by █ ███ █ September 14, 2018

Playing the Devil's Kazoo

Smoking a joint

I hear Tiffany was playing the devil's kazoo after bible study yesterday

by Mr.Fuckernuts June 8, 2018

Play Destiny 2

mercilessly beat the shit out of minorities

"Hey Carter, wanna go to Harlem and play Destiny 2?" - Isaac

by Qwertyblahblahblah September 15, 2022

Wanna Play Uno?

A question you ask to someone if they want to play uno

Hey (Insert name here) Wanna Play Uno?

by SAVAGE1-01 December 19, 2021

Play Digger, Digger

You want to hear a station for porn detected, porno ringtone, hot chick amateur girl porn sexy, pussy anal dildo ringtone and free pussy pics!

Play Digger, Digger

by quartz89 March 14, 2022

Playing Doom in the Bathroom

The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.

AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.

"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".

by Ed Flesh April 3, 2022

Playing all sides

Someone looking for an Achilles heel and sending a gift horse is most likely playing both the Greeks and the Trojans.

He/she was playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2020