Playing the hairy bongos

Rhythmically tapping the male testicles on an alternate basis. Usually whilst humming the Um Bongo theme .

"So I decided to to try something different tonight. I was playing the hairy bongos with Charlie Sheen and he loved it."

by Hann Kasra May 4, 2016

No Play Back Mode

Person who does not recall what she/he says. Makes silly remarks without noticing.

Mary said: "Doesn't she realise that she sounds silly at times? Sad la honestly."

Tom said: "don't bother, she has a NPBM no play back mode!"

by Calafareshoper February 3, 2012

Are you playing AltF4?

This phrase is commonly used to respond to someone discussing their personal issues when you have no actual substantial response or advice to give.

Guy 1: "Thing haven't been going so well with the wife ever since I found out she was cheating."

Guy 2: "Are you playing AltF4?"

by eggy3636 July 11, 2023

Play-doh factorying

Shoveling food in your mouth while you are creating a healthy, rope like shit.

"Man, you wouldn't believe it, but yesterday I ate breakfast & lunch and before I got home, I had to rush to Costco to get stuff for the fam, but ate hotdog and a piece of pepperoni pizza... Only THEN I got home to dinner when I least expected it! So needless to say the only way that was gonna happen is if I ran into the toilet and did some Play-doh factorying, or I wouldn't have got that out. Now I'm not as hungry."

by D34T#3V4N October 5, 2023

Wanna play games

You wanna suck sweaty black balls and sucking penis

Wanna play games with me

by Sucking sweaty asshole hairs August 6, 2022

GAMES PEOPLE PLAY

The best book ever written of all time by DR. BERNE MD written in the LATE 1960

Good songs.

Literally abstractions of FANTASY AND REALITY.

Spontaneity and planning models.

The book is on TRANSACTIONAL ANALYSIS and it covers everybody's spiteful BEHAVIOR towards others by outlining GAMES PEOPLE PLAY everyday.

The somgs are done by JOE SOUTH country and the pop song is by THE SPINNERS plus the ALAN PARSONS PROJECT has a song as the thosee are the different songs called GAMES PEOPLE PLAY.

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY AND WTF?? ARE EXAMPLES OF ADULT GAMES, GAMES PEOPLE PLAY.

MONOPOLY AND POKER ARE EXAMPLES OF GAMES PEOPLE PLAY.

These are examples of adaptations àf GAMES PEOPLE PLAY as spur of the moment using creative phraseology.

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME June 13, 2021

Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.

bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”

by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022