When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*
Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"
Spack No.1: "What phone?"
Spack No.2: "Your phone!"
*Phone rings*
Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"
Spack No.1: "What phone?"
Spack No.2: "Your phone!"
*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.
by Real World May 11, 2016
An older-model mobile phone that has been unlocked and is usually on a pay-as-you-go contract. So called because it can be used by transient people who don't have enough documents to be eligible for a contract.
"Wow, look at that ancient phone. Who uses one of those these days?"
"It's an immigrant phone, what do you expect?"
"It's an immigrant phone, what do you expect?"
by Finger Jokey September 19, 2012
When you're talking on the phone, want to end the call, drop a hint, but the other person keeps talking and stretching the call out. You say things like "I should be going", you no longer consent to the conversation continuing, but the other person tries to start a new topic or keep you on the line. The person in question is often a loved one who means well, but it's nonetheless really annoying because your time is being disrespected.
I called my friend but I was getting phone rape because she wouldn't shut up when I repeatedly said I had to go.
by Brickdictionary118 January 06, 2024
by FuckingSket69 November 23, 2019
Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
by Kaney Wets January 07, 2022
by Your average girl March 17, 2016