HippopigaMc-cow

A part Hippopotamus, part Pig and part Cow hybrid animal discovered by Terence Clark , the Poetic Tribal Wizard, Intergalactic Travel Guide & Freelance Chemical Cyborg. After he discovered the only known animal of its type he named it a HippopigaMc-cow.

Your dog and cat are ok pets , but my HippopigaMc-cow is far more superior.

by Vonmetz September 20, 2021

Cow Milk

Cow milk is the milk of a cow. Cow Milk = Good

Dude 1: "Hey man got some Cow Milk."
Dude 2: "No, I'm lactose intolerance."

by queen biscuit December 14, 2022

snow cow

Commonly a very overweight young woman or college girl in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Due to the excessively long and dark winters, out of sheer boredom, young women tend to consume mass quantities of cheap high calorie dorm food and guzzle buckets of overpriced fruit flavored craft beer while avoiding exercise. These bad habits result in rapid weight gain to the point where the once trim and fit high school senior who is now a college freshman now resembles a Texas heifer in a stockyard.

My old HS girlfriend used to be a super fit cheerleader. After a year in the UP at college, she's a major snow cow who looks like a brown bear about to hibernate.

by Vinnie from Chicago December 30, 2024

whip the cow

To slap a fat person

-Last night when me and my wife were having sex we did all sorts of stuff
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck

by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016

Let the cows out

Inadvertently or otherwise telling something said in confidence; i.e. "letting the cat out of the bag," or "spilling the beans."

I can't believe you trusted her with your secret; she will always let the cows out!

by Hamfat December 29, 2018

Cow

A cow is a beautiful and majestic creature. If you have a cow you should treat her right or you might get a hoof to the face! Cows should be treated like royalty because they are wonderful creatures. If you are lucky enough to have a cow, don’t lose her.

Person 1: “Man do I love my cow!”
Person 2: “I know right! She’s my queen!”
Person 3: “I named my cow Moolana!”

by Cow Lady May 28, 2020

Cow

A name to call a girl who wears black and white and is fat.

Thot #1: "OMG you look perfect girl!!!"
Thot #2: "Ew I look like a cow!!!"

by Pooploser420 March 10, 2016