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total mouth boner

An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.
"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."
by Deathcloud420 September 14, 2019
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Piss in my mouth

A catchphrase people with piss kinks usually use on a daily basis.
by ThyPhantomThief July 17, 2021
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Professional mouth clown

Another way to say someone loves to give blowjobs. They suck that dick until the head turns red like a clown nose. Clown that cock till it laughs up cum.
Yo see Larry? He's on the downlow he's a total professional mouth clown. When he was in the joint he made his whole cell blocks cocks looks like goddamn circus. Red cocks all over.

Cherry professional mouth clown my dick yo. Looks like a stoplight yo!
by Mongo Lloyd Banks December 12, 2012
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Horse mouth handshake

The act of two girls scissoring on a man's cock until he fills each womens muff full of semen and then he watches them eat it out of eachother like an anorexic model eating saltine crackers and watches them spit on eachother till one gives up
" went to the club two hookers gave me a horse mouth handshake for quite the deal
by cfrankyo July 6, 2015
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Sack in my mouth

*kids smoking joint.*

*teacher walks in.*

student: "oh, sack in my mouth!"
by Sagan Hater October 11, 2014
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Mouth me down

What you say to a bopper when you want dome. It is the best way to start a conversation with a hoe. The same as saying piece me up, give me brain, give me dome, give me knowledge, give me head, give me noggin, give me fellatio, choke me down, gag me down, blow me down, blow me up, suck me up, give me a hummer, give me face,
Bitch, mouth me down. Mouth me the fuck down you fucking slut. Mouth down my friend over here.
by The Train and Robert S. October 10, 2008
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kotton mouth kings

Also know as KMK. One of the greatest bands ever.
by Christina H May 15, 2004
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