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Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.
Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger
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A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.
Matthew is a unique creature

Matthew’s are generally in a better mood when intoxicated
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Matthew! Stop drinking the green liquid hand wash in a sexual way!
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Davin Matthews normal Comes with one big nut one small nut, davin Matthews will get his penis sucked by Brian atleast once them go into a drug psychosis
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Matthew means gift from god, usually a matthew is a sweet and caring guy, he will be very clever and good at handyman tasks. Matthews of this type usually only ever love one person, and always will, till their dieing day. Matthews can get very emotional and find it hard to express their feelings, matthews love music and lifting weights.
Oh look at that matthew over there, he's very handsome and obviously more attractive than anyone named Molly.
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A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?
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is the best type of guy friend you will ever have. if your sad, mad, or anything of the sort he will be there and make you laugh. matthew is the most loyal friend or lover you will ever have. he has crushes and admire them from a distance but will never express his feeling because he is scared of outcomes. he will have people come up to him and be shy but once you get to know him, he’s the life of the party. matthew will always have admires but will always run because he’s scared of the future. matthew doesn’t like opening up because he doesn’t think his feelings aren’t as important as his friends and doesn’t want to be selfish expressing them.
damn is that a matthew, he’s so fun at parties but he has a secret but nobody knows it.
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