Benga nut mouth

The term used to describe the state of somebody's mouth after they kiss a girl that got nutted into 3 times in row my benya. The only cure for BNM(benga nut mouth) is suicide

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Aidan?
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He got benga nut mouth
Person 2: oh shit *cocks gun* time to put that fucker out of his misery

by Vorowitz March 4, 2019

i call the mouth!

This is the 'Phrase That Pays' for the guys out there who just want to get their dick sucked. It is most commonly used in the situation two guys have the opportunity to have a threesome with a female and they have agreed to proceed with buying her a one-way ticket to 'Paris.' One of the guys, however, is not as enthusiastic as the other. This could be because he is feeling sick, tired, lazy, or otherwise but naturally does not pass up the chance to get his nut and agrees to be part of the three-way action regardless. At this point in time, just getting his dick sucked would make his day and conveniently require the least amount of effort from him. Right before they begin removing their clothes and getting into the "tower position," He

cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, "Hey Bro!", "I CALL THE MOUTH!"

Guy one: "Yo, bro! this chick I've been talking to is down to have a threesome and told me to bring a friend! You down??"
Guy two: "You're goddamn right Jim Sharp, I'm down FO SHO! " "It was hell at work today and I'm tired as fuck bro, especially since we did not get a break"..."so"... "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "That's alright, pussy is pussy to me."
Guy two: " and I just want my dick sucked"
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist bumps guy two***

by BigDaddyTC88 November 19, 2017

Sack in my mouth

word for "we're screwed."

*kids smoking joint.*

*teacher walks in.*

student: "oh, sack in my mouth!"

by Sagan Hater October 11, 2014

Professional mouth clown

Another way to say someone loves to give blowjobs. They suck that dick until the head turns red like a clown nose. Clown that cock till it laughs up cum.

Yo see Larry? He's on the downlow he's a total professional mouth clown. When he was in the joint he made his whole cell blocks cocks looks like goddamn circus. Red cocks all over.

Cherry professional mouth clown my dick yo. Looks like a stoplight yo!

by Mongo Lloyd Banks December 12, 2012

Horse mouth handshake

The act of two girls scissoring on a man's cock until he fills each womens muff full of semen and then he watches them eat it out of eachother like an anorexic model eating saltine crackers and watches them spit on eachother till one gives up

" went to the club two hookers gave me a horse mouth handshake for quite the deal

by cfrankyo July 6, 2015

Mouth me down

What you say to a bopper when you want dome. It is the best way to start a conversation with a hoe. The same as saying piece me up, give me brain, give me dome, give me knowledge, give me head, give me noggin, give me fellatio, choke me down, gag me down, blow me down, blow me up, suck me up, give me a hummer, give me face,

Bitch, mouth me down. Mouth me the fuck down you fucking slut. Mouth down my friend over here.

by The Train and Robert S. October 10, 2008

kotton mouth kings

Also know as KMK. One of the greatest bands ever.

Kotton Mouth Kings kick ass.

by Christina H May 15, 2004