Mike

Mike is a talented person who is absolutely amazing like how. He might sing and play volleyball but his best talent is making you smile.

Omg Mike is super awesome!

by MIntcredible February 9, 2019

Mike

The name "Mike" is given to people that are simply gay, full out, fucking men and enjoying it, gay.

Hey my name is "Mike" and I take dick in my ass in my free time. Yes I enjoy it!

by Maxfort.23 March 5, 2022

Mike Veytia

a chivalrist chauvinist of sorts, a sex crazed maniac who often smells of pussy and is only after one thing.....at a time.

That guys a Mike Veytia and I should let him bang my girlfriend

by Wordonthestreets April 26, 2023

Cuckhold Mike

A person who is never in the wrong. He rejects any kind of help and sees it as threatening, and then lashes out. The only emotion he shows is to say that it is not his fault because...Masks his own insecurities in calling other people sensitive.

Dude, Cuckhold Mike stripped out four screws today and said it wasn't his fault because the Earth's axis was in movement.

by Eastcoastslide July 16, 2025

Mike

A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but always makes you laugh

Mike is dispraxic but cool

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024

Drink Drugin Mike

A guy who hangs around the local bar driving girls drinks.

SKÖL Bro: man my SKÖL Ho was sick as fuck when we got home from the bar.

Vidar: sounds like she ran into a Drink Drugin Mike.

by TOTEMIR January 7, 2022

Pulling a Mike

The unfair act of getting away with things that do not work for others, this situations happens a lot in many corporate environments. Specially if Mike works there.

Disgruntled employee: but boss, why am I in trouble when I said I was working form my La Mirada office, you know is my home? When Mike does the same with his city, and he isn't asked to come back to the office?
Boss: but that's him , that's different, you cannot be pulling a Mike!!

by SpeKtroNet July 21, 2021