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Kevining

The little boy said. "Look mom that is a Kevin kevining
by TheBestKaydenceEver1214 January 13, 2023
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
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Kevin

Ts kinda kevin ngl
by Tungsten_eater9000 April 20, 2025
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Kevin

UGLY UGLY UGLY EW EWE W bruh ur hair sucks. He prob plays smash bros, like what a loser, hes an emo bet. If you meet anyone named kevin run, hes going to give you the furry desise
The name Kevin: Gross
by UrMomLoleeeeey July 28, 2022
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Kevined

verb. T Over-investing in something but ending up being deceived.
"Bruh, this dude minted for 3 Eth and got Kevined"
"I feel ready to get in a relationship with him but I don't want to get Kevined"
by badam1666 February 28, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is the biggest simp of a man you will ever meet. He asks his lady for permission to sit, stand, speak, you name it. His old life has been left behind as he is now on a 1 foot long leash following his girl closely behind doing everything she commands of him. He loves being pegged and kissing the ground she walks on.
That dude is such a Kevin
by dirtydan255 August 4, 2024
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kevin

Kevin has a massive cock
I love Kevin I seen his massive cock in pe
by Candian man 123 March 26, 2022
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